AFIFI

panas! to be honest, aku sebenar-benarnya tidak dapat menelah andai akan berlakunya kejutan di kelantan. sometimes i heard strong hope for PAS, and the next day i heard some stupid people who want to see "changes" in kelantan. changes in what sense? i heard they [UMNO] scream; PEMBANGUNAN.

you know, that is the only modal that umno use to win kelantan. what do you mean by pembangunan anyway. well, orang asli in ulu kelantan pon boleh makan KFC. no offence. teens define pembangunan by shopping complex, kfc, mcD, cinema etc. takkan kelantan tak maju sbb takde cinema? [i heard,in perlis they dont even have a McD?] and these teens later join laa putera puteri umno. you know how teens would feel like when they got the chance to meet someone like KJ, Hishamuddin, Nazri Aziz, Najib [just to name a few umno star] as i said, depa nih dah macam celebrity. kena plak dapat chance cium tangan menteri. pastuh dengar plak menteri-menteri umno dok puji mereka, betapa mereka diperlukan oleh UMNO, lepas speech dpt plak seratus dua, pastuh makan sampai kenyang. yg perempuan plak dok syok kalo dapat bergambar dengan hishamuddin, depa dok riuh kata hishamuddin tuh handsome! berapa kali aku nak cakap kt sek2 puteri UMNO nih, apa pelik nya kalo dpt salam ngan hishamuddin ka, sapa ka.. kalo dapat cium tangan Haji Hadi ka, Nik Aziz ka.. haaa baru laa hang boleh nak gebang apa pon! bingung btol!

btw, in kelantan, in every seat, to vote for BN or the opposition samalah seperti memilih di antara Tok Guru dan Awang Adek untuk menjadi MB. walaupon tok guru hanya bertanding di DUN Cempaka dan Awang Adek in Dun Perupok and Parlimen Bachok; pangkah BN maknanya.. tak suka Tok Guru memerintah kelantan. amacam.. ada berani? haahahahahha. hey, i am not PAS keturunan [macam Islam keturunan?], even one of my auntie is a perayu undi for the calon umno parlimen pengkalan Chepa you know?! [dengan apologi kepada DBP] my dad? he just told me that he is more PAS than Tok Guru himself. but no, he is not a PAS member.

few days ago, my mum came back home and told me, one of her friend, baru je check daftar pemilih, and she came into a big surprise, her name listed in Bachok. NO, dia bukan dari Bachok dan tak pernah tinggal di Bachok. any idea?? haihhhh! nampak gayanya seseorang itu benar2 bekerja keras untuk menjadi seorang Menteri Besar.

UMNO! majority of them come up to the media with, "i will contest if the president wants me to" haaaaa, bodek! bodek!

Paklah himself, as if orang-orang Kepala Batas want him again! muahaahahahah. and typical Paklah response was, "saya akan tengok senarai calon. saya tak boleh nak kata apa, senarai pon saya tak tengok lagi"

i cant really understand, persatuan politik yg baru ditubuhkan, i cant even remember their name, something got to do with "mahasiswa" is it? want to contest in Kepala Batas to mean that they want to challenge Mr Prime Minister. and these 2-3 days, message mereka seperti mereka mahu the other opposition to stand down. are they for real? Tok Pa who give them clearance to contest, and yet they plan to beat Tok Pa in Jeli.

and talking about mahasiswa, i got few friends in UPSI. and some of them tukar address. ke mana? Ke J*** kata mereka. "upahnya apa?" laung mereka, "posting ikut suka beb!" "kalau nak buat repot polis, ko berani tak?" "gilo ko apo. posting guarantee, ikut suka aku pilih mana, sape tanak?" aku? "tak boleh nak kata apa!" I'm not naming any MP, any candidate. your guess? hehehhe. if any of them who go against this thing, do you really thinks this budak hingusan came up to the police and repot all these salah laku? of course, NO! they are not some rich guy who can hire some lawyer like VK Lingam.

UMNO, they had Malaysia for 50++ years, pade doh.. bak kata khairy!